Today, I shipped my last copy of Golf in the Wild #1 to SW11, London. The book was duly signed and marked as 1000/1000. I am not aware of any copies in store although there may be some available at Traigh Golf Club. The only option now is to read on Kindle while I consider the possibility of a reprint. Second hand copies are also normally available on Amazon.
Centrefold …
Years go by I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
The J. Geils Band
It was never an ambition, but here I am, a centrefold in Northern Golfer – the general consensus seems to be that keeping my clothes on was a ‘good idea’.
An expletive may have sneaked into Golf in the Wild – Going Home, but there is no inappropriate imagery.
The Wild Golf Podcast
This image was taken on the beach by my dad – probably Bournemouth, with the family box Brownie. Like my memories from the time, it is aptly out of focus. I remember the feel of the jersey bib shorts, the bucket which was soft rubber and a vague sense of my mother’s touch. It is probably 1954.
The relationship was not always close, especially in my teenage years. Prone to be judgemental, I wonder what my mother would have made of my elevation to ‘celebrity’, the star of a podcast. He/she has got too big for his/her own boots; it is sure to end in tears; he/she likes the sound of his/her own voice. Well, actually mum, I am not sure I do – there is too much the hint of nowhere man and middle England. It betrays a sense of not really belonging anywhere and it doesn’t go down well in all quarters. All that apart, I am also not sure she would have entirely seen the funny side of publicising our strained relationship. I am sad she is no longer around to pass judgement – we are not amused, or just maybe, we are.
The Wrens of the Curragh
The printed page has its limitations. Chapter 7 of Golf in the Wild – Going Home tells the story of the Wrens of the Curragh – an outcast community of 19th-century Irish women who lived rough, brutally hard lives on the plains of Kildare. The name comes from the shelters they lived in, hollowed out “nests” in the ground which they covered with layers of furze. Their number included unmarried mothers, free-thinkers, alcoholics, prostitutes, vagrants, ex-convicts and harvest workers:
Edward Prince of Wales, as he was at the time, was reportedly introduced to the game in 1859 by his Governor, General Robert Bruce, an R&A member since 1834. Inspired by an exhibition match at Musselburgh, in 1861 his military association with the Grenadier Guards would take him to Curragh in Ireland where the recently opened golf course was immediately adjacent to the Camp. It is not documented if the future King found time for golf during his ten-week visit, but his extramural activities became infamous. A sexual novice, his fellow Guards arranged an introduction to Nellie Clifden, a local ‘actress’ and possibly a Wren of the Curragh who ‘knew her way round the Camp in the dark’. The resulting affair soon became public knowledge as the Guards’ tongues wagged and Nellie became known as the ‘Princess of Wales’. The scandal enraged his parents, Queen Victoria and her husband, Prince Albert, and steps were immediately taken to end the liaison. Prince Albert would die a few months later, a demise that Victoria blamed entirely on the anguish caused by Edward’s indiscretions – “I never can or shall look at him [Edward] without a shudder.” The older generation should never interfere with youthful passion – the ghosts of forbidden fruit can haunt an entire life. If anything is to be learned from this story, it is this – when tempted by sins of the flesh, play more golf.
The chapter heading quote is from Hunting the Wren by the Irish folk band Lankum – it first appeared on their album, The Live Long Day released on 25th October 2019. The ‘wren’ is a direct reference to the Wrens of the Curragh.
The wren is a small bird, how pretty she sings. She bested the eagle when she hid in its wings
It was this track and their anarchic appearance that inspired this section of the book – there is simply no substitute for seeing and hearing this remarkable performance:
So begins …
… the ongoing and, seemingly endless task of getting the sequel in stock with booksellers and golf clubs. To some extent, I have a head start compared to the first book. I have contacts who have generously agreed to take the sequel without first seeing the book. These good and helpful souls include:
Allendale Forge Studios – re-opens tomorrow, 1st March 2022 (stock will be dropped off mid-morning)
The Gale Centre at Gairloch
The Dornoch Bookshop
Forum Books, Corbridge
and, needless to say, there is a generous supply at Allendale Golf Club – Neil, our secretary and greenkeeper will happily sell you a copy on request (he has the key to the store room where they are stored).
More outlets will be added soon – when they are, they will appear on the Purchase page.
Copies can also be ordered from Amazon if you think Jeff Bezos is short of a bob or two.
Pages for purchasing from Europe and the U.S. will soon be added to the purchase page.
A big day …
It has been a long journey, but the sequel has now been printed and 1000 copies delivered to my door this morning!
To be accurate, they were delivered on a pallet at the bottom of the drive as the wagon couldn’t get any closer. That was 42 boxes I had to shift, fortunately before it started raining.
Many thanks to those who have pre-ordered – I will get them in the post or hand deliver over the next week.
… a big day – 1000 copies of the sequel delivered
Publication Date …
Apologies to those who have placed advance orders, but it looks like the sequel will not be available before Christmas. The second page proofs are with me for final approval and the cover is being worked on, but to quote my publisher … I may well be able to get to print before Christmas but as for getting the book to you I do not know, last day for guaranteed delivery of books was 19th November, so to be honest, no it won’t be possible. Hopefully, this should mean availability very early in the New Year.
Update …
… just a quick update to reassure, particularly those that have placed advance orders, progress is being made. The editing process is complete and now the format and layout of individual pages is being finalised. A draft cover design has been produced but this needs to be agreed with the publisher, Choir Press. I am optimistic that the books will be printed by late November and I will endeavour to post out pre-orders in advance of Christmas. Many thanks for your continuing patience – I trust it will be worth the wait.
2021 Golf in the Wild Open
The 2021 Golf in the Wild Seniors Open at Allendale Golf Club is scheduled for Thursday 16th September. The competition is an individual stableford, open to gents and ladies aged 55 and over. It will be played off the white tees such that gents can experience the par-5 6th. Tee times can be booked online through BRS – click here. Gents maximum handicap is 28 and ladies 36.
Catering will be available from 08:30 – bacon rolls in the morning and light snacks throughout the day. Subject to the number of entries, prize money will be a minimum of £100 for first place, £50 second and £25 third. There will also be a £30 prize and additional trophy for the best gross. This splendid trophy has been kindly donated by Tony Brown from Scarborough North – named the Spartylea Trophy, it reflects his affection for the area and golf in the wild at Allendale.
I had hoped to have the sequel, Golf in the Wild – Going Home, available to coincide with the event however, publication is now scheduled for end October. The new book will be priced at £11.99 and but can be pre-ordered on the day at £10 – they will be signed and posted out f.o.c immediately following publication, together with any requested dedication.
Here’s hoping for the same excellent weather we had in 2020!
Golf Club Atlas
I was delighted to contribute to the latest article on Golf Club Atlas – a tour of some of the more quirky golf courses in Scotland and Ireland – Roads less Travelled: